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Here is extract #3 from the April 1990 of the BBS Humor Digest. This post contains content of an adult nature. Think of an ‘R’ rating in the movies.

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This guy wanted to get a tattoo, but in a place that wasn’t usually

visible to everyone, so he decided to get it put on his penis.

This guy had a girlfriend named Wendy, and that’s what he wanted the

tattoo to say. So off he went to the tattoo place.

When he arrived at the tattoo parlor, he told the tattooist where he

wanted the tattoo, and what he wanted it to say. Of course the tattoo had

to be put on while this guys penis was erect, so it would spell out

‘Wendy’ when it was erect.

A few days later the guy was in a restaurant bathroom taking a piss,

and saw that the guy in the next stall also had a tattoo on his penis, and

he saw that the tattoo started with the letters ‘W’ and ended with the

letter ‘Y’.

He said “HEY! You must have a girl friend named Wendy too huh?” (as

he showed his tattoo to the guy)

The other guy replied “Heck NO! Mine says ‘Welcome to Jamaica…

and have a nice day’”

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There was this 97 year old guy that just married a young girl.

Well, after a few weeks of having a non-sexual relationship, his wife

got quite angry. The 97 year old guy just couldn’t get it up.

So he went to his doctor about his problem. The doctor said “Sorry,

can’t help you.”

So the 97 year old guy went to this Indian medicine man and told him

about his problem. The medicine man said that he had a potion that would

allow him to get an erection 3 times, but after the third time, he would

die. The 97 year old man said ok because he was probably gonna die after

having sex with his wife anyway as he was so old. The 97 year old drank

the potion, and drove home.

On the way home, he decided to try to see if the potion worked. To

make his penis erect, he had to say “BEEP”, and to make his penis relax again, he

was to say “BEEP BEEP”. So he said BEEP, and sure enough, his penis popped

up-WHAMO! He said wow! This is neat! He said BEEP BEEP to make it go

back down, and it did.

Well along the way home he honked at a dog in the road, and his penis

went up as hard as a rock again. SO he said honked twice, and it went back

down.

When he got home he ran in his house, and said honey, QUICK! Get

onto the bed, we’re goin to do it! He said BEEP for his last time,

knowing that he would die after it went down. Well his wife said, “What

with this BEEP BEEP stuff?”

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A little boy holds out his hand and says, “I’ve got two pennies.”

The little girl he’s talking to says, “Well I’ve got three pennies.”

The boy says, “I’ve got 5 marbles.”

“I have 8 marbles,” replies the girl.

The boy pulls down his pants and points to his penis and says, “I’ve

got one of these…”

The little girl lifts up her skirt, points to her vagina and says:

“Well I’ve got one of these. And with this, I can get all of that

(pointing to the boys genitals) that I want!”

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A mother went to the doctor to get a prescription for the pill.

He said that she was a bit old to be taking it, but she replied, “Oh,

doctor, it relaxes me!”

The doctor responded, “But you know what the purpose of the pill is,

don’t you?!”

She replied, “Yes doctor, but my daughter dates, and every morning I

drop one into her orange juice, and believe me, I feel relaxed.”